Weight loss plan, dieting, calorie restriction…words like this are not allowed to be spoken aloud at my house. I despise dieting. It’s cruel. It’s mean. It’s unsuccessful. And if it’s going to be unsuccessful, what’s the point?
But I do need to lose weight. And my doctor suggested I try the HCG weight loss plan that so many people are talking about. I have to admit that I didn’t have a good attitude about it. To me, it was just another weight loss plan; another diet that was going to leave me stressed out, hungry, a bit angry and probably a few pounds heavier.
If I’m honest, I have to say that I did not expect this diet to succeed. And if I follow the advice of my therapist, I’ll rephrase that to read that I did not expect myself to succeed. But I started to succeed against my own expectations. I was following the rules of the diet. I wasn’t enthusiastic about it, but this is serious according to my doctor, and I wanted to be able to go back in and tell him that I followed ALL the rules and the diet didn’t work. So I was actually following the protocol that came with my HCG weight loss plan products.
When it came time for my follow up check in with my family physician (he worries about me since he’s my brother), I was down 15 pounds. I wanted to keep my sullen attitude and I tried for a minute, but I couldn’t hold on to it.
So now here I am, a spokesperson for HCG dieting against my will. I really wanted to continue hating dieting and weight loss plans and all that rigmarole. I’ve become really good at crying foul and accusing practitioners of conspiracies to steal the happiness of the big and beautiful, but I’d look silly spouting off at the mouth now since I’m down to a lovely and shocking 155 pounds. I look pretty dang hot, really. So I can’t help it. I’m all for HCG weight loss plans. It’s the ONLY dieting method that has ever worked for me, but it REALLY worked!
